Specimen #1
“Haha so cute you girls say the same thing at the same time. When I first saw you two together, I thought you were a pair.”
Tip: Guys, if a girl has short hair and wears sporty clothes at a sporty activity, it does not necessarily mean she’s not straight. If you aren’t sure, try not to be so quick to openly declare your speculations especially if this is the first time you are meeting someone.
Specimen #2
“I met Maggie Q and she’s hoooooot man. Hey, you’re her height! Urm, but she’s slimmer than you lah.”
Tip: Is there even a point comparing an ordinary human being to one of the most beautiful celebrities on the planet? No. While your overactive imagination and hormones may like to project unrealistic images of hot chicks to real-life folk, it’s best not to articulate these comparisons, especially if this is (again!) the first time you are meeting someone.
mental indigestion 
I hope these guys are not your friends!
Passing people 😉
When I met the two Swedes on the mountain, they were dressed alike with almost the same look. I thought they were gay when I asked if they were brothers and the paused for a little too long. Haha.
hee hee. my friend and i were wearing tops of the same colour. maybe that seemed “coupley”. BUT STILL!
OMG. Epic fail.
AND! Because this made me bristle: “Beautiful”, to begin with, is very subjective. And airbrushed. And not necessarily applicable to first thing in the morning pre-caffeination. To anyone.