“Haha so cute you girls say the same thing at the same time. When I first saw you two together, I thought you were a pair.”
Tip: Guys, if a girl has short hair and wears sporty clothes at a sporty activity, it does not necessarily mean she’s not straight. If you aren’t sure, try not to be so quick to openly declare your speculations especially if this is the first time you are meeting someone.
“I met Maggie Q and she’s hoooooot man. Hey, you’re her height! Urm, but she’s slimmer than you lah.”
Tip: Is there even a point comparing an ordinary human being to one of the most beautiful celebrities on the planet? No. While your overactive imagination and hormones may like to project unrealistic images of hot chicks to real-life folk, it’s best not to articulate these comparisons, especially if this is (again!) the first time you are meeting someone.